

Joe Kahler, Watchmaker
I’m an abstract thinker with eight years of integrated marketing experience, covering too many of our services to list here. As a client, you will primarily see me function as a digital marketer and copywriter. Even if you don’t see me, I’m likely somewhere on the edges of your account, tinkering away.



If you’ll permit me, I’ll forgo the usual bio. It’s boilerplate stuff anyway — builds professional experience through odd jobs out of college, leverages transformative experience of a master’s in marketing to land a job at a reputable agency (this one). There, you’re up to speed. Instead, let me offer a brief character portrait.
Of the wildlife in our office, I’m among the quieter and more reclusive. If you drop by for a tour, you may not see me, though I am surely around. I spend the days curled up in my warm loft corner under an electrical box encrusted with magnetic poetry, emerging at intervals to feed and drink.
When the advice of a digital marketer or the creativity of a copywriter is demanded, I will appear at the behest of my peers. I apologize then if I remain mostly quiet. My brain is at work, my value will manifest. Quiet is just how I am — quiet in demeanor, even quiet in tread, spooking folks who don’t hear my feline approach.
But don’t be fooled. Make a casual remark — like “People’s attention spans are now only eight seconds” or “I’m not sure we landed on the moon” — and I’m liable to pounce, like a jaguar, from out of the dense verdure of my quietude. You’ve nothing to fear; I was raised in captivity. I only paw at whatever arouses my curiosity.
One would think with all these cat metaphors I’d be less of a dog person.
ACHIEVEMENTS
Have helped a number of clients achieve their best month ever, best year ever, etc. including a recent 236% increase in enrollments for an online school.
Once had to shut down a multichannel advertising campaign for a health and wellness client — broadcast TV, streaming radio, programmatic digital display, search advertising — because we exceeded lead generation goals by 200% and their team could not keep up.
Guest speaker covering digital marketing at the Sub-Zero Group corporate summit.